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VOLITAR:
MURDER MYSTERY MAYHEM
Episode 1 ©2002 Andrew Engstrom |
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VOLITAR:
ALIEN WORLD
Episode 2 ©2006 Andrew Engstrom |
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Dr. Desiree Lear: Well according to the Navi-computer we're right on target Mr. Braiden. We should be landing on Volitar oh... in a quick year and a half. Trevor: Nothing a deep freeze couldn't cure. Desiree: Ready for a little shut-eye? Sweet dreams Trevor.
in the snow that surrounds
him vanity profanity the ills
of our humanity these are the things that can kill a man darkness shadows the memories
looking back on his life
he vanity profanity the ills
of our humanity these are the things in the past he discovers
in the heart of this older
man he's come to some conclusions
on society
Desiree: I must not be the experienced traveler you are Mr. Braiden Don't you feel STIFF after that LONG, DEEP, freeze?
Computer Voice: Manuvering for landing. Desiree: So Mr. Braiden, you're a man who notices change. Then tell me...have I changed that much after a year and a half in deep freeze? Trevor: ? Computer Voice: Landed. Trevor: Har-har! Very funny Parish. Taylor Parish, Dr. Desiree Lear. Taylor: Doctor of Planetary Geology, I've been looking forward to your arrival. Desiree: Thank you. Taylor: I understand you are going to help us find new nitranium ore deposits? Desiree: That's correct, I'm here for the ROCKS! Computer VC2: What destination please? Taylor: Gateway Theatre. CV2: Estimated time of arrival, 7 minutes sixteen seconds.
GATEWAY THEATER
Trevor: Dr. Lear, I'd like to introduce you to my executive staff. You've already met Parish my right hand man. Harold? Harold Athey: Harold Athey, Director of Plant Operations. Nice to meet you Dr. Lear. Desiree: The pleasures all mine Mr. Athey. Nanette Harding: Nanette Harding, Director of Human and Extra-terrestrial Resources. Dr. Lear, Welcome. Desiree: Nice to meet you. Felix Liddy: Felix Liddy, Public Relations at your service! Desiree: I might take you up on that Mr. Liddy. Trevor: Harold and Felix will be taking us on a tour a little later.
Trevor: Ahh, thank-you Pierre. You know it is amazing what you've done to this old theatre. Transporting it from 1942 France and turning it into Volitars hottest night club. Congratulations to you! Pierre: It was nothing! It was destined to be blown-up by Nazi Forces in World War Two. Trevor, all I did was save a piece of history and move it here for safe keeping. Felix: Here,here! A toast for the honorable Pierre Pardon and his fine taste of twentieth century culture. To Pierre! Group: Pierre! M.C.: Ladies and gentlemen, Earthlings and Ganthronians, please welcome back to the Gateway Theatre stage... Dreaming Out Loud!!! Desiree: Mr. Braiden, Trevor, let's go dance!
go to the center we all have faces to go
come and adore me we all have faces to go
Desiree: You we're wonderful Mr. Braiden. Wanna take another stab at it? Trevor: I'll have
to take a rain check. I'm feeling exhausted all of a sudden. Parish, you
wouldn't be Taylor: No problem. Miss Lear may I have a word with you? Desiree: Why ofcourse.
Desiree: Loud and clear Mr. Parish. Taylor: Good evening Desiree. Desiree: (Sigh) I can't let Trevor find out about my past, I just can't!
just one look from you i'm all alone in the fire
just one look from you fallen fallen fallen
just one look from you
Harold: This machine shop has two main purposes. One is to repair the existing machines and tools. And two, because of the high expense of flying in parts, we create and build new parts from scratch. Desiree: Hot! Sweaty! Very impressive Mr. Athey. Harold: Yes,(laughs) in addition our employees work round the clock eleven lunar hours a day. Shifts rotate on a daily basis and the only holiday we shut down for is Christmas.
Felix: Why yes. So what we've done is combine several universal holidays into an eight day break every seven hundred ninety-one days. Desiree: An Earth year Mr. Liddy? Felix: Very good Dr. Lear! Harold: Where is Trevor anyway? Felix: Jetlag. He's taking an executive power nap. Everyone: (laughs)
Trevor: Enox are you out of your mind?! Billions of Gantronians will be slaughtered. Not to mention, the users of the perception based drug Santainium will shorten their own lives by half. Read your history Enox, everyone loses everyone!
Harold: Here in laser research we're creating new lasers that will cut deeper and faster into the moons inner-geosphere.
Harold: Indeed. We've got the best in this solar system! (phone rings) Hello. What's that?! Unbelievable! Felix: What is it? Harold: Gantros is at war. Civil war. Desiree: Look, It's Mr. Braiden.
Desiree: Shaft. Felix: Yes, but you only dreamt that during... (KABOOM) Desiree: There's no way that just happened!
Trevor Sings: and he keeps flying for the wind calms his soul nothing in life prepares
you for
fires burning cinders in
the night Anchorwoman: O'bryan: Although we don't know who set off the the bomb, we know it was intentional, and with the recent return of Mr. Braiden to Volitar, we can only assume he was the intended victim of todays bombing.
Trevor Sings:
Ulogist Sings: Trevor Sings:
Trevor Sings: dead are the dreams inside
his head for the touch of a woman
Officer Mort: Good evening Dr. Lear. . Oh,ho! I get it. You want to surprise Mr. Braiden? Desiree: Do you mind? It would mean so much to me. Officer Mort: OK but only for you. I've got a duty to protect Mr. Braiden. Desiree: Don't I look harmless? Officer Mort: Harmless like a black widow spider maybe. Desiree: Don't worry Officer. I promise not to bite his head off when I'm done with him. Umm, umm. This is just what the Doctor ordered, Desiree for dessert! Enox: It's been a long time Officer Mort. Officer Mort: It has been a long time since...Aaaaack!! Enox: Squeezing your head. It's been good killing you. You're mine Braiden! Desiree: Finely. Nightcap Trevor, or would you rather just come directly to bed? Enox: What the... Haaawww... Desiree: Aahhh!!!
Desiree: So, let me get the story straight. Enox was your Planetary geologist during the original surveying of Volitar, and during that time he discovered santainium? Trevor: That's right. Desiree: So, if he was so powerful inder the influence of Santain, then how wasI able to knock him out with that champagne bottle? Trevor: Because Desiree, you are one bad ass woman! Desiree: Mr. Braiden, you're being naughty. Tell me more.
Desiree: It sure would give one side the advantage. Trevor: Come here! (kisses Desiree) Desiree: Where did that come from? Trevor: Oh, It's been there. By-the-way, what were you doing in my bed? Desiree: Oh that, I wanted to celebrate. Trevor: Celebrate?
Trevor: Let's hope so. Desiree: Ready for that celebration? Trevor: I guess we'll need another bottle of champagne. Desiree and trevor: (Laugh) Trevor Sings: Trevor: Come on down here baby and give me a smackerooney! Desiree: (Laughs) Trevor: Come on, give me kisses! Come on. Desiree: (Laughs) Trevor: Come on Desiree, give me the old Smackerooney! (Air kiss) Desiree: Shut up! Desiree and Trevor: (Kiss and Laugh)
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SAVED The Wedding Song Trevor Sings: (Duet
w/ Desiree) And I scream and I die and I scream you saved me from myself our love is forever before this congragation
Trevor Sings: Mrs. Trevor Braiden Trevor Sings: Desiree Sings:
Wedding officient: I pronounce you man and Wife. You may kiss the bride. Trevor: So, Mrs. braiden, what do you think of the new getaway craft? Desiree: Looks fast, powerful, but... Trevor: I know what you're going to say; it looks just like a flying saucer right out of the old sci-fi flicks from the 1950's. Desiree: Married 5 minutes and you're already reading my mind. Tell me, will you be able to get it up... The saucer! Trevor: You won't be dissapointed. It utilizes a brand new technology developed by Harold that will revolutionize the way we travel. We'll still need nitranium ore for some time to come but, this technology will eventually succeed it's uses. Harold, would you explain? Harold: Yes, we've harnessed the energy of centrifical force where as the outward energy of the Gyros-Sphere is used to propell the craft in any direction from the craft's point of origin. Desiree: Oooh, sounds dangerous?! Harold: Like any new technology, there is an element of risk but, the statistics from our tests have concluded that you have a 97.9% greater chance of accidental death travelling in the ship that you brought from Earth than this GS Cruiser. Desiree: Will you ever cease to amaze? Trevor: Thank you all for coming. Desiree: Please stay and enjoy the party. Harold: Happy Honeymoon folks! Wedding Congragation: Happy honeymoon! Desiree: We're off! Trevor: To the Hu-u-u-u-u-u-u-oney Moon! Desiree: To the Honeymoon for our honeymoon Trevor? Trevor: Actually, it's not a moon... Desiree: Intrincia, the garden planet, commonly referred to as the Honeymoon. If my memory serves me right, there's a plant there, that continuously releases a pollen known to have afrodesiac-like qualities. Trevor, I hardly think you'll need any assistance in that department. Trevor: Well... Desiree: You know, we might consider another destination, we'll have to fly right past Ganthros, unless you planning on taking the long route around the asteriod belt? Trevor: Ummm, nothing to worry about. It's my understanding that Ganthros's revolutionary war is land based warfare and doesn't involve the skies. Besides, we'll just take a quick run past. UNDERSTOOD Trevor: Holy blazing battlefields. Desiree: Oh, Trevor it looks as though all of Ganthros is on fire. Oh! The centrifical force generator is failing! Trevor: Enable emergency lift panels! May Day! May Day! Come in Volitar! This is "GS Cruiser 1". Weve been hit! I repeat, we've been hit! Desiree: No! This explosion is internal. Emergency lift now operating. It was intentional! Trevor: Sabotage, someone wanted us to crash land here? Isolate inner-hull! Desiree: Inner-hull now matching reverse rotation. Descent slowing. Why over Ganthros!? 10 seconds to impact Planet surface... 7...6...5...4...3... Brace yourself! Trevor: Come in Volitar. Why the hell aren't they responding!? Trevor Sings: in the shock of the crash lying unconscience Desiree: We might consider another destination. Trevor Sings: die... Trevor Sings: and the only way i cope and the only way i cope
Trevor Sings: The sun was in my eyes the sun was in my eyes Command Base Leader: This is Command Base Leader reporting... Approaching crash zone coordinates... Earth forms undetected. Ganthronian General: Find them! I want them alive! Trevor Sings: the thousands of bodies
burned the sun was in my eyes the sun was tricking me
to believe that Desiree: Oooh... Oh, what happened? Trevor: Oh Honey, I was worried sick about you. Are you O.K.? Harold Athey: Mr. Braiden! Trevor! Come in Trevor. Do you read me? This is Harold Athey calling from Volitar Section 17. Do you read? Come in Trevor! Desiree: You'd better get that. Trevor: But, what about... Desiree: Leave me a laser and a trans-communicator. I'll be fine. Now go! Trevor Sings: can it be that help is on
it's way the sun was in my eyes the sun's was tricking me
to believe Trevor: Harold, it's Trevor. Harold: I've received your distress call and I have reason to believe your life may be in danger! Listen, I've found the survailance beacon that pinpoints the location of your ship on Ganthros. And, get this, the broken remains of a remote detonator. Nanette and Felix are nowhere to be found. Desiree: Trevor, there's a troup of soldiers and a search probe heading your way. Trevor: harold, we've got company! I'll swallow a homeing beacon. Get here as fast as you can! Harold: We're on our way. Trevor: Desiree, I don't think they've noticed you. Make a run for it. I'll hold them off as long as I can. Damn! Gas cannister! Command Base leader: Unit 6 set your lasers to stun. Trevor Braiden, give yourself up and you will not be hurt. Trevor: (cough) There's only one this I can do... Trevor Sings: Command Base leader: Seize fire! Seize fire! Load him into the carrier. The General will be pleased. Trevor Sings:
I BELIEVE IN YOU Desiree: Trevor. Trevor, wake up. Trevor: Desiree! Where am I? Help me! Get me out of here! Desiree: Calm down. Everything is going to be O.K.. There's nothing I can do right now. Trevor, you need to understand that whatever happens, I love you and I believe in you. Trevor Sings: Desiree Sings: Trevor Sings: Desiree Sings: Desiree: Remember, I love you. Trevor: And, I believe in you. You gave me the courage to believe in myself. It's your strength and conviction that will get us through this mess. Deep down inside I know you're a little scared Desiree. If there was only something I could do to let you know... Trevor Sings: Trevor: Someone's coming. You'd better get out of here! Desiree: Trevor, if it's the last thing I do... Trevor: I know, I know. Desiree: Besides, you're being very naughty keeping me waiting for my honeymoon. Ganthronian General: Bring him! Welcome to my dungeon of doom Mr. Braiden. Trevor: What do you plan to do with me! Ganthronian General: You'll be impressed with what I have in store for you. I've brought back the stretch method from Earth's Spanish Inquisition, fully loaded with all of it's original rack-mounted features. It's my guarentee you'll pinpoint the location of Volitar's santanium ore site. Trevor: If I find out you had anything to do with the disapearance of Nanette and Felix. Ganthronian General: Oh, Mr. Braiden, war is such an ugly thing isn't it? Trevor: I'll have your head for this General. Ganthronian General: A little tense? Um, don't worry. I'll loosen you right up. Trevor: Aaaagh!
Trevor Sings: the location of volitar's
san- there's a fire in the house there's a fire in the house save me
Desiree: A 14th century dungeon door, how primitive. I'm sure this desintigrator will have no trouble with this lock. Freeze General! Ganthronian General: Hold on Desiree, let's talk about this. Desiree: Damn it, don't move! Trevor: Desiree, she's got a gun! Ganthronian General: Uhhhg! Desiree: Trevor, can you walk? Trevor: I think so. Desiree: Here, take this laser. Follow me, I know the way out. Trevor: Nice move finding these hydro-cycles. Ahh, come on! Desiree: try the ignition switch above your right knee. Trevor: I'm trying! It doesn't want to start. Yee-who! Trevor Sings: Desiree: It won't be long before they're on our heals! We need to come up with a plan! Trevor: We might be able to diffuse there numbers if we split left and right at the canyon's rim. Let me think about it for a second. Trevor Sings: and if you follow the canyons
rim then wait for me to give
you the sign Desiree: Do or die, I'm not leaving your side again. Trevor: Turn right on my mark! 3...2... Desiree: We might not have to. Harold's ship is closing in fast. Look behind us! Trevor Sings: Harold: Captain, descend to 50 feet. Captain: Yes sir! Harold: Lowering rescue line... Closer... Closer. Captain maintain heading and speed! Captain: Mr. Athey, were running out of time! Theyve got 1500 feet before falling from the canyons rim! Harold: Desiree, Trevor, grab the rope quick! Captain: 1000 feet! Harold: Desirees on. Come on trevor! Captain: 400 feet... 300... 200... Harold: Hes not going to make it! Captain: 50, 40, 30, 20, 10... Harold: Hes on! He made it! Im bringing them in. Ropes fraying, theres too much weight! Get this ship on the ground Captian! Uhhhg!... Theyre gone.
Trevor Sings: life passing by a fear inside is telling
me a fear inside is telling
me back on earth i realize skyscraper so this is how it ends...
the final skyscraper now i remember i remember the fall bye bye bye bye skyscraper now i remember Trevor: Aaaaaaaaaagh! Crowd: (Scream) Someone call 911. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Move back! Move back, I'm a Doctor! Josephine Claire Engstrom: Dad, what's a robot? |
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